When the hell did that become “passe?” Excuse me, but I’d much rather introduce myself as North American, than just plain, old American Pie.
Nothing against the U.S. of A. In fact, it makes perfect sense. I mean, the whole world knows that America is the greatest country, right? So, doesn’t that mean we have the greatest continent, too? By default…I’m just pointing out the obvious - don’t shoot the messenger!
That’s before you throw in other powerhouse countries, like Mexico, Canada, Haiti, Honduras, Trinidad…and Tobago. Both of ‘em. Think about that dude. North America rocks! It kicks ass!! I’m so psyched!
Name another continent: Africa? Australia? Aren’t those really just countries, anyway? Let’s stop the charade.
Europeans can’t stand each other, man, and look at what’s going on with the Euro “Union.” And Asia? I wouldn’t go there, right now. Would you?
So, have I made the case yet? You don’t seem convinced. Well, don’t love North America, then you can leave North America. Sorry to be like that; you’re my fellow continental, but it’s gotta be that way.
If you leave, just remember: you can never live in St. Kitts and Nevis, or Panama, Jamaica, or even Grenada. I know how you feel about Grenada, dude.
Looks like you have some choices to make, mah brotha!
Hey, hope you make the right one. You can always go to South America, or Antarctica.
It’s on you. Let me know. Cool!
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