A Vote for Me: The Economy - Wait Til We're a Third-World Nation

Patience is the order of the day when it comes to the economy.

You see, this recession we're going through in America is only going to get worse. But once we become a third-world nation, we’ll have growing countries like China, Brazil, and Venezuela beating a path to move their businesses over here for the tax breaks, cheap labor, and a new market.

Sound familiar?

For our part, we need to be prepared for when this starts to happen. We’ll need to encourage all the beautiful but poor citizens of our nation to reproduce like jackrabbits, so we can meet the demand for future employees.

And then we’ll also need to accommodate tourism. We’ll need to set up marketplaces at all our ports, so when giant cruise ships dock and let off their fat-cat travelers, we can sell useless arts and crafts, which they’ll break shortly after they get it back on the boat. Hair-braiding is also a key skill for this effort.

And we’ll have to become better at haggling. I know we’ll do fine.