Don't Be That Dude: Dancing at the Club

Dude, what the hell are you doing over there?

Get off the dance floor right now!

Why?

Because you can't dance, dude.

What's that? No, guys on the dance floor don't always get chicks; guys on the dance floor who actually know how to dance get chicks.

Guys who do what you're doing get laughed at, get pissed off about it and curse out some girl, get escorted out of the club, and get to go home early - by cab.

Uggh! I couldn't believe what I saw. You got your arms bent at the elbow at a ridged 90-degree angle, hands tightly knotted in a fist, head titled back, and your eyes closed. You pick up your feet and move them from side to side, and you might as well not have a torso - cause it ain't moving at all dude.

And that girl you were dancing near…

What?

No, not with, next to…Well, that girl wants to dance, with a dancer. And you ain't one.

So stop embarrassing yourself and the rest of us. Get off the dance floor, go grab a Rum and Coke, and Don't Be That Dude.