Tuesday, July 10, 2012

A Vote for Me: Healthcare - Just Don't Get Sick


This is a very divisive issue, despite the Supreme Court’s recent ruling. I deeply believe that there is no right or wrong solution, but I think we can all agree on one thing: If none us got sick, we wouldn't need healthcare. Right? Are you with me?
And that's why, if I were elected president I would put forth a simple mandate to the American people:
Please do not get sick during my term as president.
Really, it’s only four years; how many times do you typically go to the doctor in a four-year span?
And not going to the doctor is the first step to better health. I mean, people are never sick until they go to doctors, who always seem to find things.
That means not going out in the rain, and wearing a jacket when it's cold outside. Drink plenty of orange juice, and, first and foremost -- eat an apple a day.
Now, avoiding doctors may mean we lose some of the innocent people, who may have been able to be cured through the modern marvels of medicine. But every good cause needs martyrs.

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