That is just disgusting,dude!
I know you recently lost weight. You look great! But you're not exactly sporting a David Beckham body!
Your body is covered with a brown pelt, and your ass cheeks swallow just little more material each time you walk. No one needs to see that dude!
Especially me. You've betrayed me.
Last night, at the bar, we were saying how great it would be to go to the beach in the morning, and sleep off our hangovers. I even agreed to do the driving.
This is how you repay me? Sporting a neon yellow banana hammock?
Dude, now my hangover is back, and I think I'm going to throw up.
Huh? You wanted to what?
Whaddya need a tan ass for?
Forget it. I don't want to know. But you need to set up your blanket way over there or you can find another way to get home.
Don't be that dude.
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