A Vote for Me: Taxes - Tax the Homeless, Seniors, and People Who Walk

Many of us are feeling way overburdened by taxes. But the answer is not less taxes, it’s more.

There are some key areas of taxation that we’re missing, which could be generating a lot of revenue – if we can get the Supreme Court to go along with it.

First off, we need to tax walking. All walking and running too. A flat tax, no matter how fast, how far, north, south, east, or west. Walkers and runners do a lot of damage to our lawns, roads, parks, and it’s about time they “step up” and pay the piper. Haven’t they ever heard of treadmills and elliptical machines?

I also want to establish a senior citizen tax. Progressive, based on age, relatives will have to pay for anyone in their families who is age 65 and over. This will really help families of the future to determine just how important old Uncle Billy is to the rest of the family.

Lastly, we need to tax the homeless people. States would be forced to pay this Federal tax for each homeless person living in their state. This will not only be lucrative, but will help us to solve the homeless problem. States will compete for great prizes, like iPads and gift cards, to see who can lower their homeless populations.