"Only come in if your good-looking."
That's what my mother-in-law always says when I come over. She lets me in anyway.
But that's basically the crux of my Immigration policy.
When it comes to controlling immigration, I contend that we only let in people who are hot.
I mean, how great would it be?
Everywhere you go, totally good-looking people are there. No more letting in ugly people to taint the country’s genetic code. And I'm no chauvinist either. This goes for all sexes, as well as races, religions, and ethnicity. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
And once those immigrants start mixing with our own beautiful people, we’ll all start to become hotter.
Of course, we’ll need to establish a department of exterior beauty and personal aesthetics, but we’ll figure it out – together, as a nation of really hot people. I’m thinking that Paris Hilton might want to serve in my cabinet and head up that department.
I know: it sounds a bit superrace-ish now. But you need to look to the future. I give it about 40 or 50 years, and we’ll have hotties running around everywhere. Everyone will be part of the superbeautiful.
That is awesome, isn't it?
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